May 2012
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Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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Dig Up The Dead - Mansions
Bringing this back because its my favourite cover I’ve ever done. Webcam microphone kinda fucks with the sound but whatever. The only time I’ve ever actually liked how my voice sounds.
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I think I might be dying.
For the past hour or so, I’ve had an incredibly painful stabbing feeling in my upper stomach area and it won’t go away and I still have three hours left on my shift at work goodbye everyone I leave all of my worldly possessions to my dog because fuck you.
Oh and I also am mad because most people in my life are fucking immature and annoying and you’re...
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today i got off work and it was still dark out :o)
today i’ll get to go to sleep before the sun fully comes up :o)
a big nose smiley for everyone
big nose smiley for president
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at the risk of sounding like a hypocrite, i never fully understood the logic behind the passive aggressive posts on tumblr.
i know i’m guilty of a few here and there, but its like, if you have a problem with something or someone, just fucking confront them.
this is directed at no one i just was thinking about it.
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i think that listening to meshuggah while having sex would be a pretty great thing to do.
too bad girls never like meshuggah.
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before i leave for work, i’m going to post the songs my band from high school used to cover at every show.
brace yourself…
found guitar strings. finally got to restring my guitar.
strangely enough, going from drop a tuning up to drop c tuning makes it easy for strings to snap.
at least its fixed now :3
hahaha oh my god.
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sofeeuhsofia replied to your video: Patrick’s laugh though….
I HAVENT EVEN WATCHED THE VIDEO BUT I KNOW EXACTLY WHICH LAUGH THIS SCENE HAS BECAUSE OF THE PREVIEW FRAMES AND dflsawehjb
Truly the best moment in Spongebob history.
as i get home from work at 5am, i decide to immediately depart to my bed for sleep. walking up the stairs, i turn the corner into my bedroom. flip the lights on, and what do i see?
i see my brother asleep in my bed. looking down, i sigh and tell myself, “one day, it’ll all be okay.”
i’m sleeping on the fucking couch what the hell high school is so hard summer forever.
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god dammit i’m taking a nap this is fucking stupid.
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internalizing my anger since 1990~
maybe i should start smoking weed again 4/20 cash money purp kush blunts on blunts nigga.
so today i decided it’d be a good idea to try and exercise since i was outside doing yard work for my parents.
so i thought when i finished i’d go for a bike ride around my neighborhood. too bad i rode my bike for about 10 minutes and then realized i couldn’t breathe and my heart felt like it was going to break out of my chest.
never trying to exercise again :o)
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following emilee sometimes is depressing because she’s a cute and nice and overall cool person and she gets hate from people for literally no reason???
i don’t get it.
man people sure do say some rude things when they are anonymous.
my good mood went away and now I’m kinda just mad and I have to go to work now okay see you all at 530 in the morning :o)
Anonymous asked: Have you gotten the adventure time vans ??
someone send me things i’m bored and sleepy.
http://matthewkocanda.tumblr.com/ask
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Anonymous asked: What are all your tattoos including types of birds is it just random tattoos or is there a meaning purpose
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Anonymous asked: eyebrow tattoo?? can we see?